You need to add trigger warnings to sentences like this. Perfectly delightful coffee all over my screen! - Kristine Laco - Medium

…e if I were sitting next to JLo, she would touch my face with her baby-soft gilded fingers and ask, “What kind of burlap is your skin?” I’m not saying she’s mean, but if Cleopatra and Antony sat next to JLo at a Plutarch lecture, Cleo’…

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