List: Just fucking funny! | Curated by Kristine Laco

Jun 16, 2023
36 stories
Just fucking funny!Articles that made my howl
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Doctor Funny
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Jennifer McDougall
My Lover, Baby Loan Shark, Left Me With a Nasty ScarAll I wanted to do was help him woo his OnlyFarmer.com fling
Jun 11, 2023
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Jun 11, 2023
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Slackjaw
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Emily Menez
All The Half-Empty Bottles Of Gatorade In My Husband’s Office: RankedFruit Punch provides a bright focal point while the half-emptiness reminds us that nothing in life is ever truly finished.
Jun 6, 2023
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Jun 6, 2023
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The Haven
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Adam Robinson
Badly Explained Movie PlotsFilms are just books that talk and move…
Mar 14, 2023
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Mar 14, 2023
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The Pub
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Uvebruce
As It’s Woman’s Month … I Thought I’d Discuss What’s Annoying About WomenIt’s a total generalisation and I make no excuses for that.
Mar 7, 2023
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Mar 7, 2023
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Doctor Funny
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Patrick Eades
Would You Swap Minds With A Baby?What if it took you to Hollywood?
Jan 16, 2023
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Jan 16, 2023
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Doctor Funny
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Freeman Scott
A Not So Silent Night: Overheard at the Birth of JesusNothing tender or mild going on here
Dec 22, 2022
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Dec 22, 2022
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Doctor Funny
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Oscar Rhea
I Saw My Ma Kissing Santa ClausBut she didn’t stop there . . .
Dec 16, 2022
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Dec 16, 2022
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Sebastian Carlos
I Quit my Programmer Job to Become a ChickenPuk Puk Pukaaak! Cluck cluck… Bwak Bwak Bwaaak, puk puk pukaaak! Cluck-cluck-cluck bok.
Nov 19, 2022
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Nov 19, 2022
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Slackjaw
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Talia Argondezzi
Why I, The Real Estate Novelist From “Piano Man,” Never Had Time For A WifeAlso: stop sitting at the bar and putting bread in Billy Joel’s jar. It’s gross.
Oct 9, 2022
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Oct 9, 2022
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MuddyUm
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Srini
29 Password-Recovery Questions That Really WorkWhat was the color of your ex-girlfriend’s eyes?
Oct 10, 2022
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Oct 10, 2022
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The Haven
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Tom Navratil
Seven Incredibly Valid Reasons Not to Pick Up the Droppings on Your Neighbors’ LawnFind out if any of them apply to you
Jul 22, 2022
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Jul 22, 2022
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Oscar Rhea
Preparing Your Bathroom for a LadyStep One: More Toilet Paper
Jul 7, 2022
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Jul 7, 2022
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Bev Potter
Just Because I’m A Serial Killer Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Be A Gracious Airbnb HostWelcome! I’m so glad you two are finally here! I rented a wood chipper for a few days and the clock’s ticking. Karl down at the VFW doesn’t…
Jun 13, 2022
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Jun 13, 2022
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MuddyUm
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Patrick Metzger
The Woke Left Wants To Take Away Your Right To MonkeypoxI don’t need some stuck-up little prick with a fancy degree telling me how to live my life
May 24, 2022
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May 24, 2022
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Laura Skopec
So You Had a Traumatic Birth Experience: An FAQCongratulations! We here at Mercy Hospital are proud to have been part of your birth experience.
May 6, 2022
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May 6, 2022
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Frazzled
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Lindy Vogel
Seven Totally Non-Creepy Things To Do With Your Children’s Lost Baby TeethMove over, Tori Spelling — there’s an even creepier Craft Mom in town!
May 24, 2022
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May 24, 2022
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MuddyUm
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T. Kent Jones
Adios, Papaya DogThat’s cholesterol, folks
May 18, 2022
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May 18, 2022
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MuddyUm
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Amy Sea
This Bra Could Change Your LifeDo I get to choose what it changes about my life?
May 18, 2022
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May 18, 2022
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
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Kyrie Gray
An Open Letter to the Woman in Stock Photos with Impossibly White SheetsI won’t lie anymore. I’m deeply jealous of you.
Mar 24, 2022
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Mar 24, 2022
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Slackjaw
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Catherine Durkin Robinson
25 Things Americans Shouldn’t Say In AmsterdamBecause then they’ll know you’re American.
May 5, 2022
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May 5, 2022
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