Fascinating and true facts about our favorite on-screen warriors — Batman lives in a bat cave with his gay lover, Robin, and was disfigured by a bat so he has to wear a mask. I think he’s been experimenting with diuretics to give him that washboard ab look — evident through all his protective gear. The drugs are making his…

You really do get what you pay for. — Stay Somewhere Else! When planning my Toronto vacation the toughest decision I had to make was deciding where to stay. The Four Seasons looked good, but I didn’t like the price. My family suggested I try this facility. I wish I had done more research. Ha, Ha, Mom. We know that choosing your…

When a D-Cup is less than a D-Cup — I went to one of those fancy bra shopping places. A woman in her 20s felt me up, but not in a good way. She commented on the size and shape of my boobs then left me alone in my 5×5 cell — naked and afraid. They get paid to…

The story of Franklin — I was seven months pregnant with our second child due on December 14th. I was trying to get organized and sat our daughter down to talk about Christmas ideas. “I want a Franklin doll,” our cherub requested. Her dimples were irresistible. That should be easy. There are Franklin the Turtle…

When fine really means step away — Have you asked yourself, “Should I give her a hug or find out what’s wrong so I can help?” when you happen upon your partner in what appears to be distress? Then this is for you. I have been asked many times if I am OK while I was not…

It not me, it’s you — I’m eating ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ a reasonable amount but still want to cut back on my portions. This means I tell myself I am constantly starving so everything is a food reference. Of course, I am not starving, just have no self-control. I’ve been walking around looking at people, you know…

This is war — 6:15 AM: Today is the day! I heard the alarm go off early this morning and I’m prepped for a morning workout. I test my incline, just to be ready. 0–10, 10–0. We’re good. Let’s do this! 6:45 AM: OK. Maybe later. I get it, you’ve got lots to do. …

It’s not as hard as you think — November 2017: Prom was approaching, but all we had was a circle on the calendar the following June. I was left completely in the dark for months until it became imperative that we had to get a prom dress TODAY! “Everyone else already has their dress, MOM!” “It’s November. That…

Cold Storage Caper Task Force needs your help — The Toronto Police Department is asking for the public’s support in finding the Cold Storage Bandit plaguing married men throughout Toronto. Our officers were alerted to the crime when area resident, Thom Gunt, notified 22 Division of a home disturbance early this morning. Mr. Gunt decided to make coffee. Normally…