So, so dirty — Hairy Slot-Her and The Scrubber’s Bone The male protagonist, aptly named Hairy Slot-Her, takes to the screen. He is holding his stiff-bristled brush and grinds hard at the grout lines in the wet shower. It is tough work, and he gets sweaty. He must remove his shirt to cool down. Shirtless, he continues scrubbing back and…

It’s like no one else cares in this neighborhood. — 5:15 AM: I wake up and get my supplies ready. Flashlight, pepper spray, air horn, and coyote journal. Check. 5:25 AM: I start my first pass through the neighborhood. I like to get out while most everyone is asleep so the neighbors can wake up knowing they are safe. 6:45…

A true story of survival — Bouncy castles evoke fond memories for most of us. Birthday parties, minor concussions, trauma. You know — good times. So many bounces, so few dry undies. There was one bouncy castle event indelibly etched in my memory. It was clothing optional and not as much fun as you might think. …

You really do get what you pay for. — Stay Somewhere Else! When planning my Toronto vacation the toughest decision I had to make was deciding where to stay. The Four Seasons looked good, but I didn’t like the price. My family suggested I try this facility. I wish I had done more research. Ha, Ha, Mom. We know that choosing your…

Would sex make you feel better? — I’m sorry for walking into the toilet when you shut the door. I thought that was a weird place for us, but it has been hard to find boom boom time with the kids at home. My bad. I’ll wait outside the door until you’re done. With my pants off. …

Thirteen easy steps any hundredaire can take — So you’re not a billionaire or even a measly millionaire. That’s sad, but not insurmountable. Even though listicles are so last year, buying a social media outlet is so this year. But, Kristine, I have $153 in the bank. Fear not. All it takes to own a social media outlet…

8 fool-proof strategies to get through these trying times — Note: This article previously appeared on BluntMoms. Dear Father of a Teenage Daughter, You love your daughter and would do anything for them. That should be enough, right? Wrong! You don’t fucking know what you’re up against! Your daughter is closer to being a woman than you will care to…

I have the course for you! — “Writing Humor” requires skill dedication and coffee. Find out what it takes to be funny and learn the techniques used by successful and popular comedic writers from one of our own — Kristine. That’s right! Combining lectures…

March 1, 2023 — Hi Interns, So, wow. I was voted the least sexy of the Doctors at Doctor Funny. It’s been about a month, and I’m still a bit sore. Might have been the elliptical, but we all know I didn’t go anywhere near that. But as I lie by the pool in…