Fascinating and true facts about our favorite on-screen warriors — Batman lives in a bat cave with his gay lover, Robin, and was disfigured by a bat so he has to wear a mask. I think he’s been experimenting with diuretics to give him that washboard ab look — evident through all his protective gear. The drugs are making his…

A true story of survival — Bouncy castles evoke fond memories for most of us. Birthday parties, minor concussions, trauma. You know — good times. So many bounces, so few dry undies. There was one bouncy castle event indelibly etched in my memory. It was clothing optional and not as much fun as you might think. …

You really do get what you pay for. — Stay Somewhere Else! When planning my Toronto vacation the toughest decision I had to make was deciding where to stay. The Four Seasons looked good, but I didn’t like the price. My family suggested I try this facility. I wish I had done more research. Ha, Ha, Mom. We know that choosing your…

Maybe it’s a tie — When you get a new house or have a new kid, life is all unicorns and rainbows people on Facebook claim. They don’t notice yet what a pain in the ass they are until the spawn move in or they all move into the house and it’s too late to…

To be or not to be — I officiated my cousin’s wedding. I am not ordained, nor am I registered to be an officiant. Instead, I told the happy couple I would like to officiate their wedding without taking any of the rules and regulations into account. The mother of the bride (my aunt) told me her…

A checklist — I just returned from almost a month away in Ecuador. Thank you to those of you who noticed my absence and chose this opportune moment to go ahead of me in the humor and satire top writer categories — all of you. As the surf crashed towards me on the…

I dabble in poetry to avoid snot-like food — Sure. People ‘enjoy’ goat cheese People eat deodorant too.

April 12, 2023 — Hi Interns, So, wow. I’ve been voted off the island. I know I’ve been MIA for a bit. I see you tagged me, but I’m a total loser who overextended herself. It’s not you. It’s most definitely me. This is not a break-up, but more of a break. I’ll still…

It’s not that small — Dear ‘Big Towner’, I know you think my small town is quaint and delightful. I hear you talk about it from the Big Smoke. Yes, I know you tried to drive there once, but realized you didn’t want to go there, so you stopped for Starbucks and went home. The…