15 Doormats to Deter a Former Vice President from asking to Sleep on Your Couch

Are you worried that every knock on your door could be the former Vice President and his family looking for a place to stay? We have a solution for you. These handy doormats say GO AWAY without the pesky need to answer the door.

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15 Doormats to Deter a Former Vice President from asking to Sleep on Your Couch

Are you worried that every knock on your door could be the former Vice President and his family looking for a place to stay? We have a solution for you. These handy doormats say GO AWAY without the pesky need to answer the door.

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